My Dog Wash Disaster: You Need a Strategy, Not a Soap Dispenser.

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I had an adventure this weekend that perfectly illustrates why brilliant marketing strategies often fail. It involves a very big, very fluffy dog, a lot of mud, and a critical failure of execution. I took my dog to a DIY wash after a rainy, muddy few days. Smart move, right? Avoid the home bathroom disaster. … Read more

Do you speak that language? (Or are you just nodding and hoping?)

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Have you ever sat in a meeting where everyone is technically speaking English, but you still have no idea what’s being said? In the marketing world, miscommunication isn’t just a headache—it’s a massive, expensive missed opportunity. There are incredible vendors, platforms, and partners out there that could take your brand to the next level, but … Read more

My Face vs. an Evil Twin Bottle (A Cautionary Tale) 

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I had a run-in with a brand that clearly hates me. On my bathroom counter sit two bottles. Same brand. Same chic, minimalist font. Same shape. Same color cap. They are identical twins. Except one is my gentle, trusted, fragrance-free face product. The other, apparently, is a bottle of weaponized perfume designed to summon a … Read more

My vision board didn’t build this agency (but my calendar did) 🕯️

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Living in Los Angeles, I am surrounded by “The Vibe.” I see it everywhere—from the crystal shops in Venice to the high-level masterminds where people spend hours discussing their “intentions” and the “frequency” of their success. Don’t get me wrong, I believe in vision. I believe in knowing where you want to go. But as … Read more

My brain is still doing the math on the 405… 🏎️

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Growing up with the metric system, I lived in a world of logic. Ten millimeters make a centimeter, a thousand meters make a kilometer. It’s neat, it’s tidy, and it makes sense. Then I moved to Los Angeles. Suddenly, I’m flying down the 405, and the sign tells me my exit is in “half a … Read more

My Post-Facial Monster Face & The Long Game of Perspective.

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Today, after months of procrastination, I finally got one of those face treatments. You know the one—the kind where your skin is stripped down to the molecular level, and you look exactly like a monster who should be hiding under a bridge? So naturally, I immediately needed to go to the supermarket for food. Of … Read more

Happy New Year. Now Stop Making Resolutions.

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We’re officially in the New Year. The holiday euphoria is setting in, and I know exactly what you’re doing: you’re making a list. You’ve signed up for the gym, you’ve sworn off unnecessary meetings, and you’re convinced this year will be different. We see the same exact emotional spike in marketing. It’s the mass sign-up … Read more

Marketing Strategy Execution: That Lipstick I Hated (And Your Marketing Strategy)

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I had a moment of pure, unfiltered panic on a Friday evening. I was trying a new lipstick—one of those 24-hour, “survives-a-zombie-apocalypse,” won’t-budge-for-anything formulas. I put it on. It was… bold. I took a selfie. I hated it. And suddenly, I was at a strategic crossroads. The Three Strategic Options Option 1: The “Fix” I … Read more

Stop Trying to Microwave Your Marketing.

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My grandmothers weren’t wealthy women. They didn’t have endless resources or extravagant gifts to give—but they showed love in the most powerful way they knew how: They cooked. And it was never just about putting food on the table. It started with intention. A plan. Then came the careful selection of ingredients, the preparation, the … Read more